I’m stuck

My wife has always made it known I can’t leave. We sold the only car that was mine, a long time ago… around 2009/2010. The joke was so I can’t leave!

I have no paycheck, rather I am the paycheck.

I’ve been the paycheck most of my life!

When I was a kid, all I was was a welfare check. We would get sent to New Jersey for the summer, a month in, send them back or I’ll accuse you of kidnapping them. My mother and father!!!

She needed to present us to keep getting welfare!

Now, now I’m just shit. Paycheck, unemployment, I have to provide something. But I keep none of it!

Bills, food, ungrateful child.